We here at CLRVYNT are firm believers that laughter is the only thing keeping us afloat in this soul-shattering world. Which is why, for the past couple of weeks since our launch, we've been going to your favorite musicians and getting them to tell the absolute worst jokes they can come up with, as part of our aptly titled Good Bands Telling Bad Jokes series. We spread these jokes out across our Facebook and Twitter, putting out a joke a day, but now we've got a nice collection for you to sink your teeth into. For our first volume of GBTBJ Digest, we've collected our favorites, including Pig Destroyer, Parquet Courts, Tacocat, Mutoid Man, Big Eyes, Inter Arma and the Gotobeds. With jokes covering everything from British accents to lobsters with boobs, you'll have all kinds of zingers at your disposal to drive your friends and loved ones to homicide.