Look, you're on the go. We all are. If you're a reader of CLRVYNT, then you're probably a drool-worthy attractive person who lights up a room. It's a hard life being this incredible — we totally get it. But just because you are the light in (literally) everyone's life and are invited to all of the greatest parties with all of the coolest people, it doesn't mean that you can't be the most informed person, too. Intellect is sexy as hell — no one wants to be Kelly Bundy or Michael Kelso.

That's why we're here to introduce the CLRVYNT mobile app, which is basically the best tool for all of your up-to-date information on music, news, interviews and more. Download yours on iOS and Android so when that gorgeous somebody actually gets up the nerve to talk to you, they'll tell their friends just how smart you are. See, it's not just about looks, you assholes.