Good jokes are way overrated. No one ever remembers a good joke the way they do a horrible, awkward, party-silencing one. If you're the master of a particularly bad joke, everyone will come to fear you, and your circle of friends will slowly dwindle as you tell your joke to more people. We believe that bad jokes are as deserving of attention and acclaim as the normal ones, which is why we're launching our new video series: Good Bands Telling Bad Jokes. We've reached out to all your favorite bands spanning every permutation of rock music to tell the worst jokes their minds could concoct. Every day you'll get to learn a new one, further pushing your loved ones away from you as you become entrapped in a cycle of bad joke-telling. Because who needs friends, right?
Check out our kickoff joke via our pals in The Gotobeds.
— C L R V Y N T (@clrvyntmag) September 1, 2016