Tour Is Hell

Funny guys, even though their mothers read this stuff.

Watch the band annoy the hell out of each other.

We get in the van with Illustrations frontman Matt King to discuss the Texas hardcore outfit's life on the road.

Staying young via tossing the pigskin and downing Sheetz.

Mega men of mayhem come clean.

"Touring is fun; it’s only 'hell' or 'war' if you decide to look at it that way. I try not to."

'I only got my license about three / four years ago, so driving is mainly a reminder of my mortality.'

'After a night of drinking, pound a couple waters and just hope you don’t piss the bed. You’ll thank yourself in the morning.'

Porn and 'Hardcore History' should be enough to get anyone through these dark days.

'We like to be on the lookout for Class A [Sasquatch] sightings and whatnot. You know, the usual.'