Columns

Sometimes being insulated is a good thing.

The reason for the season.

"Touring is fun; it’s only 'hell' or 'war' if you decide to look at it that way. I try not to."

'I only got my license about three / four years ago, so driving is mainly a reminder of my mortality.'

'After a night of drinking, pound a couple waters and just hope you don’t piss the bed. You’ll thank yourself in the morning.'

Porn and 'Hardcore History' should be enough to get anyone through these dark days.

You know damn well 'White Album' is overrated. Right?

What are all these buttons for anyway?

But premeditated sex jams are a big no-no.

'We like to be on the lookout for Class A [Sasquatch] sightings and whatnot. You know, the usual.'