'After a night of drinking, pound a couple waters and just hope you don’t piss the bed. You’ll thank yourself in the morning.'
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Porn and 'Hardcore History' should be enough to get anyone through these dark days.
You know damn well 'White Album' is overrated. Right?
What are all these buttons for anyway?
But premeditated sex jams are a big no-no.
'We like to be on the lookout for Class A [Sasquatch] sightings and whatnot. You know, the usual.'
'If someone is really into punk and they’re cute, and then they’re like, trans-exclusionary, then why the f*ck would I even want to date them?'
Beware the eight-foot stacks of cabbage.
Hip-hop could do without the 'douchebag R&B' parts, right?
Stream Brooklyn trio Slothrust's new album 'Everyone Else' in full and read CLRVYNT's chat with frontwoman Leah Greenbaum concerning matters of the heart.